First off. Don't get ready for the day! It really does work. Just result to that comfortable aeropostale sweatshirt of yours and you do not even have to stress about boys coming your way. Oh and something to really throw those boys off.. Who needs deoderant anyways? Forget it. The stench is real.
Second. Tell your crush that you like him! Obviously hard to get is the thing to do now so.. DONT DO IT.
Third. Eat as much as you can. All the time! Bring your food to the commons and just eat. East like your life depends on it.
Because it does.
Oh. If you reallllllly want to stay single eat nachos. Nachos is the best food. Especially the ones from Harts. And don't bring napkins.
Fourth. Try tripping over everything. Like maybe put a pair of shoes right in front of your face JUST to make yourself look like your the most coordinated person in the room. BAM single right there.
Fifth.Be really nice to them because who likes nice girls anyways? Cough Cough.
Sixth of all. The most IMPORTANT step. Tell really really stupid jokes! And just to top the cake laugh at them every single time you tell them.
THE END. YOUR SINGLE FOR LIFE.
the nachos and tripping hahhaha
ReplyDeleteok this too, this was so funny. I am so glad I found your blog.
ReplyDeleteWow thank you! It means a lot:)
Deletethe stench is real.
ReplyDeletehahaha i'm thoroughly enjoying your blog :)
NACHOS!!!! hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI didn't even know I was like pro at these steps now it makes sense why I am so good at being single :)